A cast of characters, strikingly similar to the cast of Jersey Shore, try to survive an epidemic of sharks attacking Miami Beach. I watched this as part of the SyFy channel's Shark Week lineup. You can imagine the list of titles that week: Sharktopus, 2-Headed Shark Attack, 3-Headed Shark Attack, Sharknado, Sharknado 2, Sharknado 3, Mega Shark, Mecha Shark, etc. Is there a name for this genre of movie? There are not trying to be Jaws, and if you watch them expecting a Spielberg movie, you deserve to be disappointed. They need to be rated within their genre, accepting that they are low budget monster movies based on ridiculous premises with D-list or unknown actors. Now, within this genre, this is really one of the better movies. It does a spot on spoof of the whole Jersey Shore phenomenon, and actually bothers trying to come up with a back story for the shark attacks. Watch this in the spirit of silliness and enjoy it! Sometimes movies are the most entertaining when they are at their most ridiculous. There have been numerous Shark themed movies and almost all of them have taken a strange silly approach with films like Sharktopus and the latest Jersey Shore Shark Attack. Can it possible deliver something of merit when you take the cheesy shark attack film and mix it with the unexplainably popular Jersey Shore premise? <br/><br/>Jersey Shore Shark Attack follows the Guido's of the Jersey Shore as they are forced to team up with the Preppies to fend off giant man-eating sharks as they return again for what was only thought to be legend of the 1961 Jersey Shore attacks. The premise pretty much says it all and delivers exactly what you think it will. This is by no means a good movie, but instead one of those that will appeal to the fans of the cheesy lame horror genre and most likely hated by everyone else. Designed as a spoof of the Jersey Shore series crumpled together with a low budget version of JAWS, this movie is actually pretty entertaining. As someone who cannot stand the Jersey Shore this movie not only satisfies with the mockery, but also gives the joy of watching them suffer the over the top demise of man eating sharks. This filmed aired as one of the SyFy channel movies, but does manage to sport much better effects than some of their previous films. There are some pretty decent kills, while the rest of them are so corny and over the top it is a blast that has to be seen.<br/><br/>Surprisingly enough this film sports a decent supporting cast of Jack Scalia, Paul Sorvino, William Atherton, Tony Sirico as well as cameos by Joey Fatone and Vinny Guadagnino, but still never seems to take itself too serious hence keeping the great cheese together. If you are fans of over the top cheese with films like Sharktopus or can't stand the Jersey Shore (like as well) then this is a must see bloody good time.<br/><br/>http://www.examiner.com/movie-in-dallas/bobby-blakey
When their buddy John "JP" Pelligrini (<a href="/name/nm1827939/">Ben Giroux</a>) disappears after being chased into the water by two Country Club preppies, Bradford (<a href="/name/nm2908492/">Grant Harvey</a>) and Spencer (<a href="/name/nm1384079/">Dylan Vox</a>), Guidos (Italian-Americans) Gino Giuseppe Santino "TC" Moretti (<a href="/name/nm1157053/">Jeremy Luke</a>), Donnie (<a href="/name/nm3806927/">Joseph Russo</a>), and Paulie Balzac (<a href="/name/nm1731694/">Daniel Booko</a>) go down to the harbor to investigate and are surprised to find the water swarming with large albino bull sharks. They try to warn the town about the sharks, but no one, not even TC's father, Nick Moretti (<a href="/name/nm0768815/">Jack Scalia</a>), a policeman for the Seaside Heights Police Department, believes them until famous singer <a href="/name/nm0004909/">Joey Fatone</a> of N Sync is eaten alive during a performance on the beach. Jersey Shore Shark Attack was filmed from a screenplay by Michael Ciminera and Richard Glnofo, who built it around an MTV series <a href="/title/tt1563069/">Jersey Shore (2009)</a> (2009-2012). The movie does make reference, however, to a true shark attack that took place along the New Jersey shore in 1916. Dolan Industries is building a new beach club and spa along the shoreline in Seaside Heights. Part of the construction consists of drilling holes in which to sink pylons and cement them in place. It is the drilling that that creates the vibrations which attract the sharks. "Guido" is a derogatory term for a stereotypical, usually Italian-American, macho male from New Jersey or Brooklyn, New York. Their characteristic wardrobe consists of tracksuits, earrings, gold chains, and gelled hair. When not at their low-paid jobs delivering pizzas, telemarketing, or construction, they can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. The female counterpart is referred to as a "guidette." Many of the terms, such as paison, gumba, and cugine, are slang words with meanings similar to English pal or bro. A gumad refers to a man's mistress. Other terms refer to common Italian foods, such as gabagool (capicola ham), spuntini (baked meatballs), calzone (a folded pizza, turnover style), grappa (a grape-based Italian brandy), mojito (a cocktail made of rum, sugar, lime juice, mint, and sparkling water), and Pecorino Romano (a type of Italian cheese). At one point, Nooki exclaims, "Madonna Mia!", which translates as "My Lady", referring to the mother of Jesus. It is used as an exclamation of surprise or annoyance. Three other terms heard in the movie are: pazzo (wild), fazool (slang for "money"), and ugatz, which can be translated as a profanity, e.g., "shit" or "cock", implying something worthless, as when Nooki calls TC a "lying sack of steaming ugatz." TC and his cugines commandeer a police boat and go looking for Bradford's yacht. They find it sinking and surrounded by sharks. After killing several sharks, they evacuate the Preppie partiers, but Nooki is nowhere to be seen. TC searches the yacht and finds her in a flooding cabin with her foot stuck. He breaks her loose, fights off a shark, and they declare their love for each other, TC placing his gold chain around her neck. Meanwhile, sharks have begun attacking the Seaside Heights boardwalk, so the Guidos and Preppies return to fight them off, just in time for TC to save Nick, who has jumped in the water to save a stranded swimmer, by shooting a speargun into the shark's left eye. Realizing that the drill is attracting the sharks, TC turns it off. Everyone cheers as the sharks turn tail and head back out to sea. In the final scene, the seaside radio announcer (<a href="/name/nm1392352/">JoJo Wright</a>) reports that the drill has been deactivated, the sharks have returned to open water, and all is quiet on the Jersey shore. Suddenly, a shark jumps out of the water and gobbles him up. a5c7b9f00b 3 Women, 2 Challengers, 1 Legendary Streak full movie downloadLove in NY 720pPhantom of the Megaplex full movie download in hindi hdAbnormal Abduction full movie in hindi free download hd 1080pTransformers 7 full movie in hindi free download mp4download SilveradoBabylon A.D. movie in hindi dubbed downloadRemo Williams: The Adventure Begins song free downloadZombie vs. Incline full movie hindi downloadThe Return in hindi movie download
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